True Blood's Hot Gay Vampire-Shape Shifter Shower Scene

If you didn't see last night's premiere of True Blood, do not watch the above clip or read any further. For the rest of you, remember the teasing gay motel scene?

Nooooo! All that buzz about Bill and Sam hooking up turns out to just be a dream, at least so far. The attraction is explained away by Sam having some of Bill's blood in him, and because this is Vampire World, that means sexual orientation goes out the window because anyone's who's fed from a vamp has some erotic connection to him forever.

But let's all pause for a moment to appreciate the "Arkansas water is very … hard" joke.